I’m in Kingswood Road, Monmouth. I’m not doing any travel out lessons at the moment, you will have to come to me. It’s better for you because I have access to many useful resources here, giving you a better lesson, and I’ll charge you less too! Click the map link above to see where I am. If you are familiar with Monmouth, I’m very near the new Co Op, too near as it happens, as my ever tightening belt will testify. My catchment areas are Abergavenny, Raglan, Chepstow, Hereford, Ross On Wye, Gloucester, Coleford, Cwmbran, Pontypool, Usk & Newport. I do teach a few notable voyagers, ex students who travel from the depths of London, my old stomping ground, to see me but that really is above and beyond the call of duty. Why on Earth they risk venturing outside of the cozy confines civilisation into the badlands is frankly…beyond me.
My house looks like a normal house but it is actually just the top of a much larger structure that descends 30 floors down into the heart of the hollowed out, extinct Rockfield Road Volcano, where I manufacture vast armies of cyborg guitarists of the future while stroking an albino cat…but don’t let that put you off, I am actually quite approachable and laid back. International inspectors can confirm that my extensive underground teaching facilities contain no shark tanks, stainless steel holding cells, mute assassins or missile silos. Nothing at all in fact that would indicate a desire for world domination.
I must insist on no unannounced visits because I’m often in the middle of teaching and don’t want to appear rude to anyone. Always use the phone as a method of first contact please!
‘Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde.
